It is an odd thing that we often wish to travel and see other places in all their minutiae, but then ignore what we have upon our own doorstep. I have walked numerous paths across Britain and Europe – Hadrian’s Wall, the Dingle peninsula, the Jura Way – but the Isle of Wight Coastal Path has eluded me. Sure, I’ve undoubtedly walked sections of the path on various excursions with the boy and the dog, but never in a conscious sense of completing the walk as a whole. And it is a path that encapsulates this little island both physically and metaphorically – history, geology, food and mini-golf courses abound. In some ways it encapsulates Britain as well – an island apart, linked to it’s larger mainland cousin by proximity, but separated by a narrow stretch of water that can make all the difference in so many ways. I am an ‘overner’ (from the mainland) not a caulkhead (born and bred upon the island for several generations). I moved to the island 18 years ago from Manchester with not the faintest idea of the culture shock that awaited. From the wet, urban, hundred mile an hour life of a major northern conurbation, to the relatively mild, seaside, ‘it’ll happen tomorrow’ lifestyle of the Wight. Having commuted nearly 50 miles a day both ways in Manchester I laughed when people told me I’d soon find the 5 miles from Ryde to Newport a trip too far. I hate going to Newport now – it’s just too far. Given that the urge to begin this walk came along in mid-November the boy, the dog and the good lady decided to give most of the effort a miss.